Quote of the Day

Had another fun trip to Champaign this weekend. Recap coming soon... Of all things to do, Brandon and I hit up another library book sale. I started reading this old Illinois cookbook (published in 2007, surprising...) that had descriptions about each part of the state. Here's the quote about our "Little Egypt" region:

"Little Egypt is the mother of Illinois"

He must have been from here, no?

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"I think I finally learned how to like coffee. I put in 5 creamers and 7 Splenda."

-lady buying coffee to the cashier
overheard at Motomart in Murphysboro

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"How did you end up with a River Rat from Murphysboro?"


- a patient asked me

Good question.

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The patient looks over at me and says, "Oh you're expecting"


... um WHAT???
No no no no. It's just my large scrub top billowing out thankyouverymuch!!!

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"What did you say your name was?"
"Mitra"
"You make that up?"

- an exchange between me and a patient at work

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"Hunny, you're in hillbilly country." - my supervisor